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Tagged film, John Biscello, karmic burden, script, trauma, white death
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Animal Crackers
Sunny afternoon.
A town square.
In the middle of the town square a burlap sack covering someone, or something. A crowd gathered around the sack.
MAN #1
Do you know who he belonged to?
WOMAN #1
We don’t know that it’s a he.
MAYOR
We don’t know anything right now, so let us not speculate.
(pause)
Who found him. Her. For now let’s go with the masculine pronoun. Him.
WOMAN #1
We always go with the masculine pronoun.
Arguments ensue among the crowd.
MAYOR
People, people, please. “It.” Let’s go with “it” for now. Who found “it?”
FLOYD
I did, Mayor.
MAYOR
Just like this?
FLOYD
Exactly like this. I was making my morning rounds and . . . there it was.
MAYOR
This is the fourth one . . . like this. Every one of ‘em covered in this kind of sack.
FLOYD
Burlap.
MAYOR
What’s that?
FLOYD
The kind of sack, it’s burlap.
MAYOR
Burlap, yes, okay, thank you, Floyd. And I’m going to assume there’s a child under there…
FLOYD
I think that’s a reasonable assumption, what with the size of the sack and all.
MAN #1
What else could fit under there?
WOMAN #1
She might be a small grown-up, someone short, a grandma—
GRANDMA BARKER
Hey, I take offense to that—
WOMAN #1
Sorry, Miss Barker.
MAYOR
Okay, okay, let us for a minute assume that it is a child . . . has anyone’s child gone missing?
WOMAN #1
You mean, like literally?
MAYOR
Yes, I mean literally gone missing.
Crowd patter: nope, uh-uh, not mine, they’re still around, etc.
MR. BATES
You know, Mayor, there could be nothing under there.
MAYOR
Oh, there’s something under there alright.
MR. BATES
But how do you know? Maybe . . . maybe we should take a look.
Crowd looks at MR. BATES, as if what he’s suggested is absolutely crazy.
MAYOR
We don’t look, Mr. Bates. We never look.
MR. BATES
I know, but—
MAYOR
There’s nothing to see, you understand? We more or less know what happened.
MR. BATES
We do?
MAYOR
Well we might not know what happened, but we are fairly certain that under that sack is a child, a boy or a girl, and she or he is no longer among the living.
Silence.
MISS MARY breaks out crying.
MAYOR
What is it, Miss Mary?
MISS MARY
I think . . . I think that might be Jonah under there.
MISS MARY’S HUSBAND
Dear, it can’t be Jonah under there, he’s at home, we left him at home, we were just with him fifteen minutes ago, remember?
MISS MARY
I know, dear, but it still might be Jonah under there.
MR. BATES
Why don’t you look?
MAYOR
No one is to look under that sack.
(beat)
Miss Mary, if you’d like, I can send someone to fetch Jonah and bring him here and then you’ll know that it’s not him.
MISS MARY
Not him?
MAYOR
Not him under the sack.
MISS MARY
No, Mayor, I don’t want anyone to fetch Jonah. Leave him where he is. I just want to grieve my Jonah.
MISS MARY continues weeping.
WOMAN #1
That could be Wilhelm under the sack—
MAN #1
It might be Jessica—
WOMAN #3
Delaney, my poor sweet innocent Delaney.
People in the crowd begin crying for their “lost” loved ones.
MAYOR
Everybody, please, please, it is not your child under the sack. Do you understand what I’m saying? It is not your child under there, so please stop grieving.
(Silence)
Order and composure returns to the crowd.
FLOYD
Well, Mayor, what do we do now?
MAYOR
What we always do, Floyd.
FLOYD
Should I water it first?
MAYOR
We always water it first, Floyd.
FLOYD
Yes, sir. And then the concrete?
MAYOR
Then the concrete.
FLOYD
Okay.
MAYOR
People, as I said the other four times, and will probably keep on saying so long as these burlap sacks keep appearing—A tragedy of unspecified origins, with a victim of unknown identity, has come to us. We don’t know why, but what we do know, what we most assuredly do know is that we must continue to cherish the living, to cherish our loved ones, and to keep the faith that all is as it should be.
Everyone bows their heads.
MAYOR
Let us now return—
Suddenly, a CHILD in a plastic monkey mask that covers his/her entire face emerges from the crowd and makes its way toward the burlap sack.
MAYOR
Whose child is that?
MONKEYCHILD stops. Does a little hopsteppy happydance, with his arms overhead, hands swaying back and forth.
MAN #1
What’s he doing?
WOMAN #1
I don’t know.
MAN #1
Who does he belong to?
WOMAN #1
Or she.
The MONKEYCHILD stops dancing. Lies down on top of the sack, embracing whoever or whatever is beneath.
The crowd is in a state of shock, disbelief.
MAYOR
(to MONKEYCHILD)
Don’t touch it. Don’t . . . touch it.
MONKEYCHILD rises to standing. Takes another monkey-mask out of the satchel he/she’s carrying. Removes the burlap sack enough to reveal the face of whoever’s beneath. We, and the crowd, do not see the face.
MONKEYCHILD places the monkey-mask over the face of the corpse. We, and the crowd, now see the monkey-masked face of the corpse.
MONKEYCHILD tucks the burlap sack neatly around the corpse’s neck and shoulders, a ceremonial flourish.
MONKEYCHILD goes over to a nearby flowerbed, picks a white daisy, and places it on the chest of the corpse.
Then MONKEYCHILD skip-dances around the corpse, Ring-around-the-Rosey-style.
MONKEYCHILD stops skipping. Stares at the crowd. And stares.
FLOYD
Do you still want me to water it?
MAYOR
No, I don’t think . . . no.
MAN #1
Who does this child belong to?
WOMAN #1
Which one?
MAN #1
The monkey one.
WOMAN #1
They’re both monkeys now.
MAN #1
The living monkey one.
MISS MARY
Well it’s not Jonah, he’s at home.
WOMAN #1
Wilhelm doesn’t own a monkey-mask.
WOMAN #3
Delaney doesn’t dance like that.
FLOYD
So what you’re saying is, the child belongs to no one?
GRANDMA BARKER
It’s a wild thing is what it is.
MAN #1
Did you see the way it skipped? Like something out of a horror flick.
MISS MARY
And it’s staying there with the body, it’s just . . . staying there.
MISS MARY’S HUSBAND
And staring at us. Like it wants something.
MAYOR
People, as your Mayor, I’ll tell you how we’re going to handle this.
(stares at the MONKEYCHILD)
We’ll confront it. When the time is right. But for now, let us continue with our day as if everything is as it was.
Crowd begins to slowly disperse, still wary of the MONKEYCHILD.
Soon it is just the MONKEYCHILD and the corpse.
MONKEYCHILD rests his/her masked face against the masked face of the corpse.
MONKEYCHILD then skip-dances around the corpse three times.
The CORPSE reaches its hands up.
MONKEYCHILD takes the CORPSE’S hands and helps him/her to stand.
The two MONKEYCHILDREN hug, and then begin skipping in a circle as an electronic remix of “Animal Crackers” begins playing.
Camera slowly zooms out.
Fade to black.
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State of Address
A salon. After hours. Dimly lit.
We see a red styling chair. Behind it are a counter and a wide mounted mirror. In the right upper-corner of the frame there are dismembered mannequins set against a wall.
The salon OWNER, a woman with fashionably short hair, enters the frame, sweeping the floor.
The sound of a door opening, faint sound of traffic in the background.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN enters. The stovepipe hat, the beard, the coat, the whole Lincoln bit.
LINCOLN nods to the OWNER, who gestures toward a chair.
LINCOLN takes off his hat and coat, sets them down on a table.
He proceeds to sit down in the chair which is set against a sink, facing backwards.
The OWNER turns on the water, then eases LINCOLN’S head back, his neck slotted in the cleft built into the sink.
The OWNER rinses LINCOLN’S hair, massages his scalp. She applies shampoo to LINCOLN’S hair, repeats the rinsing and massaging.
When she is done she towels off LINCOLN’S head and gestures toward the red styling chair.
LINCOLN goes to the chair and sits down. The owner covers LINCOLN with a smock.
The OWNER turns on the radio. Albinoni’s “Adagio in G Minor” is playing.
The OWNER gives LINCOLN a haircut. When the haircut is done, she prepares a hot towel and places it over LINCOLN’S face. She removes the towel and proceeds to give him a straight razor shave.
After the shave the OWNER gets down on her knees, between LINCOLN’S legs, wrangles his dick out from his zipper, and gives him a blowjob.
When she is done she rises to standing and wipes at her mouth.
The OWNER exits the frame.
Lingering shot of LINCOLN slumped in his chair, eyes closed, “Adagio” still playing.
LINCOLN gets up, puts on his coat and hat and exits the frame.
Lingering shot of the chair, the counter, the mirror, the mannequins.
Sound of a gunshot, a body thudding against the floor.
“Adagio” is suddenly washed out by static.
The OWNER re-enters the frame, turns the dial.
We hear Lincoln’s voice, in scratchy-time-weathered audio.
LINCOLN
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
(Dead air, popping and crackling with fuzz)
LINCOLN
(scratch-repeating, techno stutter-effect)
I-I-I-I-I
do not expect the house to fall, but I do expect it will cease to be divided.
(Electronic lounge beats kick in)
The OWNER goes offscreen, re-enters with a broom in hand, begins sweeping.
Electronic lounge plays as she sweeps up.
From the far-right corner, we see dark blood seeping into the frame.
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All the Young Joans
Afternoon in a park.
Wide shot of charred patches of grass.
Cut to a hand, in a fingerless glove, reaching down to touch the grass.
Cut to teenage girl, JOAN #1, kneeling, her fingers moving through the grass. Her friend, JOAN #2, standing next to her.
JOAN #1
This is where it happened.
JOAN #2
I know.
#1
This is exactly where it happened.
#2
Yea.
#1
Why don’t you touch it?
JOAN #2 kneels down and runs her fingers through the grass.
#2
It feels weird.
#1
Yea.
(beat)
Weird like how?
#2
Weird like . . . it feels lonely.
#1
(softly, meditatively)
Lonely.
JOAN #1 closes her eyes, smooths her gloved hand over the grass.
Both girls rise to standing.
#1
Wanna swing?
#2
Sure.
Cut to the girls swinging.
Alternating close-ups on whichever girl is speaking.
#1
You’re not having second thoughts are you?
#2
No.
(beat)
No.
(beat)
Are you?
#1
No.
(Silence)
#2
Do you know how many Arc-angels there were in the last burning?
#1
Fourteen.
#2
How many us will there be?
#1
Seventeen.
#2
That’s a lot.
#1
Yea.
Silence, as the girls continue swinging.
Cut to the girls on the see-saw.
#2
Are you scared?
#1
Yea, a little. Well more than a little. But I think of St. Joan. She was scared and brave at the same time.
#2
(flatly)
Yea.
#1
What’s the matter?
#2
Nothing it’s just . . . I was thinking that . . . well Joan didn’t have a choice. She didn’t want to be burned at the stake.
#1
But in a sense, she did. Her convictions brought her to that point, you know? It was her choice to fulfill a higher destiny. Like us.
#2
(smiling)
Yea, like us. All the young Joans.
#1
(smiling)
Yea. Arc-angels united.
The girls stop see-sawing, continue sitting.
#2
Remember this is where we first met? At Jillian’s seventh birthday party.
#1
I remember. And remember the pinata incident?
#2
Yea, when Billy went to whack the pinata with a bat and hit you instead and you were crying—
#1
And you came over to me and hugged me and we didn’t even know each other. You were so sweet.
#2
I was, wasn’t I?
(beat)
Whatever happened to Gillian?
#1
She moved away.
#2
That seems like such a long time ago.
#1
Different lifetime.
Cut to the girls sitting in the sandbox.
JOAN #1 drawing in the sand with a stick.
#2
Are you . . . are you going to leave a note of any kind?
#1
No. This isn’t about me. This is about us, all of us.
(Silence)
#1
Are you going to leave a note?
#2
Maybe. You know, my mother and father…
#1
Yea I know.
Cut to the girls sitting on a park bench.
#1
(reading the inscription carved into the bench)
Billy and Tiffany Forever.
(beat)
You think that’s our Billy? Pinata Billy?
#2
Could be.
Both girls laugh.
#1
Listen to this one
(reads another bench-message)
This bench saved my life—Steven.
#2
Wow. I wonder how the bench saved his life.
#1
Let’s find out.
(switches to news reporter voice, pretends to be wielding a microphone)
Bench, do you remember Steve? He was this man, or boy, possibly even a girl, who claims that you saved his or her life. If so, can you tell us how you did it?
(beat)
No comment? None at all? Well, okay, thank you for your time.
Laughter.
#2
Benches know how to keep secrets.
Staring out.
#1
Look at those clouds.
#2
Yea I know.
#1
(pointing)
That one looks like a wooly mammoth.
#2
It does. A snowy wooly mammoth.
#1
Yea.
(Silence)
#2
I’m going to miss this.
#1
Me too.
(Silence)
#2
I’m scared.
#1
About the burning?
#2
Yea.
#1
Me too. You know what helps me?
#2
What?
JOAN #1 reaches into her back-pocket and produces a postcard.
Close-up on a copy of the Joan of Arc painting by Jules Bastien-Lepage.
#1
I look at her. And I remember.
#2
Can I see it?
JOAN #1 hands JOAN #2 the postcard. JOAN #2 studies it.
#1
Why don’t you keep it?
#2
But don’t you need it?
#1
No, it’s fine, I have tons of other Joan images. That one’s for you.
#2
Thanks.
(Silence)
#2 (cont.)
How come there are no kids in the park today? It’s beautiful out.
#1
I know, it’s strange. No one’s here. Maybe it’s because of the burning.
#2
Yea, now this is like the haunted park.
Silence, cloud-staring.
#1
(pointing)
That one looks like a bird, some kind of giant bird.
#2
I don’t see it.
#1
See, the beak is right there, and there are the wings.
#2
Oh yea, yea, I see it now. A giant bird. Or an angel.
#1
Or an angel, yea.
The girls continue to talk about the clouds, their voices low, inaudible, as the camera zooms out.
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Tagged film, girls, joan of arc-angels, John Biscello, script, suicide sunday
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Street Song
Screen black.
Sounds of traffic.
Fade in to city street at night.
Cut to traffic lamp turning green to red.
Cut to other shots of the city at night.
Cut to a MERMAID, lying in the middle of a street in a desolate neighborhood. The only light coming from streetlamps.
The MERMAID’S body twitches and spasms. Her breathing is intensely labored.
Close-up on her face before we cut to a shot that includes a MAN, early twenties, in the frame. He is squatting next to her.
MAN
Do you want me to hold your hand?
MERMAID
Yes.
MAN holds her hand.
MAN
I’m so sorry. I wish there was something I could do.
MERMAID
I know.
MAN
There’s got to be something I can do.
(bolts upright)
Somebody, help! Help!
MERMAID
Please, stop screaming. I don’t want the last thing I hear before I die is you screaming.
MAN
I’m sorry, I just . . . I don’t want you to go.
MERMAID
I know you don’t.
MAN
This is so fucked up. I don’t even know why you came here. Why did you have to come here?
MERMAID
I wanted to see you.
MAN
But why?
MERMAID
Would you please just sit down and hold my hand? We don’t have much time left.
MAN sits down, holds her hand.
(Silence)
MERMAID
You know what looks so beautiful right now?
MAN
What?
MERMAID
That telephone wire, behind you, way way up there.
MAN turns to look at the telephone wire.
MAN
I don’t get it.
MERMAID
What?
MAN
What’s so beautiful about it?
MERMAID
It looks like a perfect line that’s running through the night. Like some line that goes from one end of night to the other.
MAN looks again.
MAN
You shouldn’t talk so much. Save your breath.
MERMAID
There’s nothing to save. I’m going. That’s how it is. That’s what’s going to happen.
MAN
Don’t say that.
MERMAID
But it’s true.
MAN
Will I . . . do you think I’ll ever see you again?
MERMAID
I don’t think they let humans into mermaid heaven.
MERMAID smiles.
MAN
I . . . I feel like I should be doing something.
MERMAID
You are doing something. You’re staying with me, and holding my hand.
MAN
But I can save you!
MERMAID
How?
MAN
I can . . . I’ll carry you to the sea.
MERMAID
There is no sea.
MAN
There isn’t?
MERMAID
Not anymore.
(beat)
The sea is a dream. Remember?
MAN
I . . . no.
(repeating softly)
The sea is a dream.
(beat)
Why did you come here?
MERMAID
Love. I came for love.
MAN
And now you’re dying.
MERMAID
And now I’m dying.
MAN
I’m sorry.
MERMAID
It’s not your fault.
(Silence)
MAN
You’re so stupid.
(hand smoothing her cheek)
I love you. I don’t want you to go.
MERMAID
Such a little boy, always.
MERMAID’S breathing grows even more labored.
MERMAID
Would you do something for me?
MAN
Of course, anything.
MERMAID
Sing me a song.
MAN
A song?
MERMAID
Sing me a song, yes. Please.
MAN
What do you want me to sing?
MERMAID
Surprise me.
MAN
(singing)
I’d like to be . . . under the sea . . . in an Octopus’s Garden . . . in the shade.
MERMAID
(wheezing laugh)
You’re a sadistic bastard.
MAN
(smiling)
I know, I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it. Okay.
(singing)
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray, you’ll never know dear, how much I love you, please don’t take my sunshine away.
Camera slowly zooms out and away from the MAN and MERMAID who we see, together, in the street.
As the camera continues to zoom out, we see the street as an isolated, darkened strip surrounded by a teeming, bustling, electric, lighted city at night.
Screen fades to black.
Sounds of traffic segueing into closing classical piece.
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Tagged city, film, John Biscello, loss, love song, mermaid, script
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In the Belly Of
In the softest pit
of my belly,
the masticating angel,
the glowing renegade with milkbone teeth,
eats me alive,
and spits me back out
into the world,
half-light, half-silence,
the happy miscarriage
of identity
winnowing the essential me
from I.
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Tagged angel, eaten alive, I is another, identity, John Biscello, Light, rebirth
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Lure
He had traveled
many crooked side-streets
and shadow-scripted back-alleys
to arrive at this point.
The white-hot lure
and bait
of the angel,
who had played hard to get,
beckoned,
with an ineffable wink.
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Tagged alley, angel, John Biscello, New York, noir, shadows
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Destiny
One of those windows
ws about to change his life forever.
Now it was simply a matter of ascent,
and guessing right.
Posted in Poetry, Uncategorized
Tagged anthony distefano, John Biscello, New York, noir, skyscrapers, windows
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Geist
Memory,
like stone tapes,
like hardened slabs
of analog
recalling the icy geist
of my childhood
in a Brooklyn basement,
revisited.
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Tagged anthony distefano, basement, Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, childhood, John Biscello, memory, photo
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Neo-Noir
It would be the last time,
the last thinning whatever–
halfmoon fingernails
scratching famished odds,
unreflected,
into a dirty, cracking
mirror.
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Tagged anthony distefano, Greenwich Village, homecoming, John Biscello, New York, noir
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